i'm at the bus stop outside novena mrt station and man approaches me.

man says: having examinations?

i say: er.. no?

man says: do you speak tamil or some other language?

i say: some other language?

man says: what some other language?

i say: hindi?

man says: how do you say tea in hindi?

i say: chaay

man says: do you speak any dialect?

i say: not dialect, but bhojpuri

man says: how do you say tea in bhojpuri?

i say: chaay?

man says: oh okay.

then my bus comes and run for my life...

end of story.