What a life,
I want to become a terrorist!
& make ppl hate cheese!
(that's because I hate cheese, except for that cheese on top of the pizza)
I will terrorize ppl with watermelons and hazelnuts!
I will feed everybody human fingernails, and doggy tails,
I will make you my left hand woman/man
You accept the enticing offer?

Boredom sure does make me say wonderful things about life.