okay, i shall reveal my joke, because my tummy really aches. and i sware its because of 'you'. yes. okay. i realised ah, in south indian movies, north indians are always the bad guys. okay, its not a joke, its an observation -.- and the terrorist in south indian movies are always hidden in kashmir. and pakistanis are always brain-washing the youth in kashmir -.- no seriously, my observation :D

lol. i got a joke out of 'dus ka dum' about ghosts. and a bit of knowledge kind of thing - ghosts are present in the hearts of cowards - therefore, there is no such thing as ghosts :D but as for me, ghosts aren't there. but spirits are in the form of angels. AND - i din get that out of bhootnath. :D