when the tongue slips on weekends,
weird things are said.

Saturday :-
Situation: I'm waiting for 2 girls, so I ask my friends to leave first since we'd be taking separate routes.
What I said: You'll leave first, I want to spent some quiet time with my "brother"
What it should have been: You'll leave first, I want to spent some quiet time with "look-a-like"

Sunday:-
Situation: Passing my sister something's under the block and then there were bangladeshi workers down there, so I take a longer route, and my sister asked why I did that.
What I said: There were sampa there.
What it should have been: There were banglas there.