all hail the viewers of this decent blog, free from all the materialistic things in this world.

i, Ajeeta Singh, is feeling restless to the extremes of this wonderful but unfair universe we live in. I am ashamed to announce this to all readers, that I've been walking round and round my abode like an ass with her pants on fire. i am unable to withhold my urge to walk and keep walking till i reach Pluto in a million years.

Deeply angered by my outrageous act of defiance (??) my mother slapped me with a $10 note and asked me to go to the grocery store to get a bottle of strawberry jam. I was so delighted. Not by the jam, but that i will be able to walk further and faster!

And, so I left my abode, shedding tears of joy and skipped instead to the grocery store turned out to be supermarket to get the one and only strawberry jam. I dashed for the cashier, where the lady was wiping off rice from the counter. In a flash, i was thinking about my african counterparts. After sliding the $10 note across the counter, i turned to be swarmed by a bunch of giant chinese men, whose seemed to be unaware of my presence. i made a beeline to the ice-cream man who was standing in the safe waters.

the ice-cream man turned out to be jay sean simply said a simple hello and delighted i skipped back home.

the end

hold on there's more. my russian counterpart says that chirag is a nicer name! well i think its too old to be nice. I have never liked gold, because old is gold. I want to go sentosa and see snake charmers. I don't want my nephew to be born then and be named gautam, at the very least. not chirag either.

celebrations over, now i have to study like an !@#^&*

(ow) i used my plastered left index finger to do that, pain.

chemistry spa, i was interestingly using my left hand to press the clip for titration, power!

then ya, i couldn't use my index finger, so i was using my middle finger and thumb, seriously.

ridiculous or not? i was just checking the anderson portal, and we've an e-msg regarding physics extra lessons, she addressed us as sec fours, sounds ageing. i feel like i'm in kindergarden, especially after the last day of school.

so far so good, i'm enjoying in a way.

daddy says its diwali for us is not today, in fact in north india it is tomorrow. why we're having it today then? the government here follows the south indian calendar which has its diwali celebrations today.

and the logic behind it? i've got it with me.

after shri ram, sita, and lakshman finished their job in sri lanka, they had to travel upwards to their home in ayodhya, in their magical chariot. as you know, we're talking about days eons ago, last time got no technology, so it took time to travel ah, so they passed south india to get to north india mah. simple logic no?

fine, so today i watched hello and bachna ae haseeno. and i kind of came up with my list of favourite bollywood actors. ( inclusive of looks but in no particular order )

1. Ranbir Kapoor
2. Akshay Kumar
3. Kunal Kapoor
4. Salman Khan
5. Sohail Khan
6. (thinking in progress)
7. Abhishek Bachchan

[ i don't know who else to include, edit later ]

i still wonder whose the actor who killed the heroine in a movie....

& yes i dont feel like blogging,

but yes i must say, soccer is a very violent sport

bcuz my i skinned my toe, and almost fractured my flexible left thumb.

what else?

i keep sneezing thanks to all that dust flying around.

i have a sensitive nose now.

ARCHIIEE COMICS!!!!!!!

you know i just completed the best of forties series. I want more, follow me to the library leh please! i'm getting addicted.

gosh, i think mommy very funny.

neways, FOLLOW ME TO THE LIBRARY YOU DUMB ASSES. you have to work them out. COMMON MAKE THEM ROUND LOL! COME WITH ME TO THE LIBRAAAAAAAAAARY. damn you.

be yourselves day,

started with my jeans going down every second. yes it was. and i was so unglamorous holding onto them. i need a belt. =)

afterwards, the activities didn't seem like candy floss to our eyes. so we walked here and there and back and front, and in the end resorted at the Music Room for Don't Forget the Lyrics. It was hit badly with technical glitches, but livened up after Mr.Poh entertained us with this gho-funny(ghost cum funny) stories. First time i heard them you know? see, i'm not his student.

yes, after that, arts festival was officially closed and we were sent back to classes to do an activity to which made us say nice things to our classmates. Of course i can't say nice things. can i? No ah. my notes were filled with assholes and manholes, and in return so was my paper. =) but no joke, we actually literally shout such words across the classroom.

literally venting our frustration over underperformed marks but kicking it off as a joke.

alright, so we didn't expect school to end at 1.10pm and our movie was scheduled at 1.15pm. so unfortunately, we couldn't catch though we tried getting there by taking 265. the first bus was crowded and couldn't get in. then suddenly another bus arrived and we rushed in.

but we got there at 1.30pm and we could have bought the tickets but we took the 3.15pm show instead. so we ended up walking around AMK central, its been a thousand times.

so finally the movie was starting - house bunny - to be truthful, i wasn't looking forward to it after my results, but damn the movie was bimbotic but still very much amusing and hilarious. oh yes, lesson learned from it {looks are nothing, must study}

yes, people study ah.

thats it.

i hope ajeeta has inspired you again and would do so again

well i received a spam letter today, thought it was funny. and could have the potential to cheer me up. however no it wasnt. lets see how it goes with you.

p.s. i dont know why i feel sad.

p.p.s i think i know why, i need my parents to be angry/damn angry with me.

p.p.p.s please feel free to nag at me. I think i need Ms. Mok..

i'm at the bus stop outside novena mrt station and man approaches me.

man says: having examinations?

i say: er.. no?

man says: do you speak tamil or some other language?

i say: some other language?

man says: what some other language?

i say: hindi?

man says: how do you say tea in hindi?

i say: chaay

man says: do you speak any dialect?

i say: not dialect, but bhojpuri

man says: how do you say tea in bhojpuri?

i say: chaay?

man says: oh okay.

then my bus comes and run for my life...

end of story.

damn, my life's getting miserable. i love my parents. :D but my life's still getting miserable. you're an ass whoever's impostering me or someone else. lol. asshole, manhole, butthole. toot. ** i repeat i love my parents. both ah, mommy and daddy xP :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

i shall write a proper post. but i got nothing to say.

staying at home is equal to rotting. but i didn't stay at home on saturday. sunday morning also i didn't stay home. but the afternoon i did. :D

okay, that was an extremely stupid overall summary. wat?

well, i watched the f1 race today. cool right. lewis hamilton won. even if the newspaper say he's aggressive. or over-aggressive. he'd be the youngest f1 champion if he wins in the brazil race you know :D

mclaren. whee. MC. mc. MC.

lewis won. lewis hamilton won. he won in the f1 sinopec chinese grand prix. he won the driver's championship. gah, he won la.

i'm going to die soon of dehydration and the warmth. australians stole my pant and belt. i had to borrow pant and belt. :( i miss my belt it was so nice and black, it also had my name ah. :( i dont liking australians.

what more, everyone seems to be playing PSP, even old uncles, and aunties. i went JB yesterday and bought merchandise for myself. 'merchandise' then babu got angry cause i took alot of time. sad for him, cause i dont bother :D he only wants to get home and play his Playstation 3.

i'm lazy to type or post anything :D click on archives and read then :D

" well maybe i do refer to google and wikipedia for all questions to life "

To swear may mean:
to utter an oath
to utter profanity

you {SWATI} are in a swearing mood and will stop when your mood changes. sounds like i hypnotise you or something.

--We now interrupt the daily broadcast to inform readers that we have been struck by a sudden surge of holiday homework on the dangerous range--

I am nerdy-fying. it holds both advantages and disadvantages. How? I got no idea ;D

I got nothing to type. UNLESS. you want me to type about _________.

{ you're suppose to fill it up yourself }

i found something to type. I just realised, there's an angmoh family living in the same flat as me. and they have a puppy which comes to my house.

in the hall, we bored people came up with a few names

- Geylang Ali Shah

- Rukh Afzar Pisang

- Prasad Atif Sultan

- Aslam Mati Kumar

- Lewis Botak Sharma

- Raya Manohar Khan

- Ram Jamban Alonso

- Felipe Dinesh Mata

- Aryan Berak Schumacher

- Aziz Prakash Townsend

- Syamin Chandra Wallace

- Arnold Suparman Makhija

- Peter Dev Ilyana

- Mustafa Faiz Om

{ indian names - hogged with srk movies - provided by Lakshmi Kumar }

{ malay terms provided by Izyan Rozana }

{ english/pakistani names provided by [insert-my-name] }

" technology is not being particularly helpful "

Mrs. [ insert-the-english-teacher's-name ]

What is Archery?

Archery is the practice of using a bow or crossbow to shoot arrows. Archery has historically been used in hunting and combat and has become a precision sport. A person practicing archery is called an archer, and one who is fond of or an expert at archery is sometimes called a toxophilite.

{ now your job is to re-look at the highlighted points }

Post-Exam Activities was fun though i hadn't expected it to be that way. First of all, i was not excited about it and thought it was going to suck cause I expected my arrow to bounce off the board and me not being capable of shooting a proper arrow.

However, it turned out to be quite the oppposite. My first shot from a bow turned out to hit the middle. & damn i got so excited, now i think i'd tell babu i want to do Archery. it's exciting. after seeing it in Olympics too. But F1 is also nice. Lewis Hamilton ahaha.

You know that Fernando Alonso supports Felipe Massa, and its seriously got to do with biasm rather than the fact that Lewis is an aggressive driver? Serious, that Spaniard got no brains. Both Alonso and Massa don't know how to speak proper English. Should get lessons, no? HAHA. i sound so indian =D

&&, i'm not proud to say i'm one of those 75% failures in the sec3 cohort for biology this year. honestly, i dont think i'm in the 25% that passed. supposing that i am lousy in graph drawing due to the scales part.

to think of graphs, i should get on and do my math homework! not doing math homework makes me feel bad on my part.

lol, and lakshmi you should stop watching that video during lesson time. quite distracting innit? HAHA. and its very late, but i {know} i should be thanking you for thanking me for that part of your blog post. :D

and swati, you know you're ridiculous abt being getting a speeding ticket due to speeding down the basement with your cycle, but you {duh} know how cool you are. {cool} doesn't really give the impact, but i'm sure you'd come up with a word to describe yourself aha. lol.

"bang-then-marry method" i just only {today in school} figured what it could mean to others. ahaha, and i was appalled when people told me in school today! -.- i never thought of it in that way. so now considering the {evil-minded} people present amongst us, i've changed it to the "crash-then-marry method"..

i had a stupid sms chat with izyan, which she started in order to be entertained by a clown, turned out to be mrs.hamilton.

what diwali ah? -.-

damn frustrating going to farrer park/lil india. i don't like the place, people, things, foods, nothing.

we were there for 3 hours, i dont think we bought anything. -.-

nothing worth buying. india's a better place ah.

i kept thinking of chandi chowk -.-

HAHHA, the worst place to thing off, but chandi chowk nice place ah.

lil india shops damn ridiculous, selling t-shirts which have got SHAHRUKH KHAN'S face printed on it, how stupid. shit face ah old man. AKSHAY KUMAR nicer =) *innocent smile*

no serious, :)

then i played game!

but i enjoyed looking for diwali cards, ;)

morning post.. i feel like sneezing, cleaning the house.. i don't even know the time.. all i know it just rained.. and then now, its between hot and humid.. i cannot stop sneezing now. hamilton is innocent, blame massa. stupid massa.

Fernando Alonso won the Japanese Grand Prix as Lewis Hamilton's lead atop the Formula One world championship was cut to six points following a collision with nearest challenger Felipe Massa.

Renault's Alonso, the 2005 and 2006 champion, finished ahead of Sauber's Robert Kubica and Kimi Raikkonen of Ferrari at the Fuji Speedway track. Alonso's 21st Grand Prix victory followed up his win in Singapore two weeks ago.

``Back-to-back victories, it is hard to believe,'' Alonso said at a televised news conference. ``I made a decent start and when the others went off I was able to go through behind Robert. Then I had a really great second stint that won me the race.''

McLaren's Hamilton, who started the 67-lap race from pole position, was 12th after falling to last place on the second lap when Ferrari's Massa tipped him into a spin as Hamilton tried to make a passing move. With two races remaining in China and Brazil, Hamilton has 84 points to Massa's 78.

(at least better than Massa who was 13th after starting from pole position in S'pore)

Both drivers were given penalties for different incidents, though Massa recovered to work his way through the field and take eighth place.

Hamilton tried to recover a slow start by braking late into the first corner to try and prevent Raikkonen taking the lead. The maneuver earned Hamilton a penalty for forcing another car off the track, and demoted him to sixth place behind Massa.

Chicane Collision

England's Hamilton tried to pass Massa going into a chicane on the second lap and the two cars collided, forcing Hamilton into a spin. The McLaren driver had to wait for the entire field to pass before he could rejoin the race. Massa was given his own penalty over the incident.

``On a day like this you have to hold your hands up and say you made a mistake,'' Hamilton said. ``That is what I did and I paid for it. Now I have to keep my head up and just keep going.''

The early chaos left Kubica in the lead, though Alonso took it following his first pit stop. The Spaniard stayed out of trouble the rest of the way after being told over the team radio that he had to ``sprint like hell'' to win the race.

He took the checkered flag 5.2 seconds ahead of Kubica, whose second place lifted him to 72 points and kept alive the Polish driver's championship chances.

``Finishing second is a very good result,'' Kubica said. ``It is difficult at the moment as everyone is pushing.''

New Champion

In holding off defending champion Raikkonen, Kubica ensured that there will be a new winner this year as the Finn can't finish first in the standings even if he wins the final races. Raikkonen's third place lifted him to 63 points.

Nelson Piquet was fourth today in the second Renault ahead Jarno Trulli of Toyota and the Toro Rossos of Sebastien Bourdais and Sebastian Vettel.

Ferrari has a six-point cushion over McLaren in the constructors' championship after Hamilton's teammate Heikki Kovalainen was forced out of the race on lap 16 because of mechanical failure.

The Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai is scheduled Oct. 19 before the Nov. 2 season-ending race in Sao Paulo.

taken from bloomberg.com

it has been some time since i ate non-vegetarian.
but after eating, aiyoh, my stomach pain.

lewis hamilton takes pole position in japan f1 race.
the race should have started or starting soon.

lewis hamilton lewis hamilton,
there's no stopping him..

( fyi, it's a song ah )

hahaha. some irritating stupid song.

and it's been some time since i added colour to my words.

because when i arrive,

i bring the fire,

make you come alive...

i'm not being random,

in a way trying to make this post long enough.

well i know rabbits can't talk.
but they can think.
lets see what,

err.

brijesh/robert/rabbit thinks ;D

'sniff sniff '

'i'm going to eat your book' 'don't harm me, i'll be a good boy while you study'

i realised there's a crack in my door.

'i'm divine' 'picture perfect like how chris says' 'what you looking at' 'hey i'm cute'

one more time you bring me to Pasir Ris,
you're a gonna,
what did we do?,
i just got a sun-burn,
made myself a red indian,
felt like that 'guy who thought america was india',
had ice creams,
smuggled them onto a shuttle bus :D

LOL, before we actually got to pasir ris beach/park,
we got stuck in this weird fishy fishing place,
saw a dead fish,
no hope we going to fish.

walked around in White Sands Mall,
bloody non-vegetarian mall,
wonder how many times we drank.

& that Sweetalk people,
bloody,
gave me a change short of $1.50,
talking amongst themselves,
my coffee was heavenly,
swati's 'dunno-wad' was alcoholic,
and we boarded the green train.

that chinese made in china was looking at us,
throughout the trip,
(according to swati)
thanks to swati's commentary as we travelled,
what else,
we (actually swati) was drunk.

for some reason,
we jsut alighted at Raffles City,
totally aimless,
but we didn't feel like going home,
so early, at 4pm.

so we jolly hell came out of raffles city,
and we're surrounded by damn huge business buildings,
ang mohs walking here and there,
and my ang moh fascination -.-

so we're walking & walking,
and we come across UCO Bank,
some indian bank,
and i go,
"bloody we didn't come here for UCO Bank"

then we're laughing,
and i look into this car,
with a boy-man looking out,
then i say "that indian guy's here to withdraw money"
damn, i was pointing at him.
lol

so we enter The Ocean Towers, with no aim,
then i walk pass a indian,
"Saale Angrej"
(something to do with cursing english man)

then we get out of there,
and i'm clasping my hands staring in Bharat Building,
swati don't know what she doing,
probably we're thinking "go where?"
THEN, this black guy,
woo,
comes from the other direction,
& WHAM, my head has just hit his elbow,
& i'm in a pleasant shock.
LOL.
then he goes " sorry " with an accent :D

then we regret
not taking a picture with that giant.

lol, then we keep going round and round
raffles city mrt station,
finally we enter FULLERTON HOTEL,
damn wow,
88 fishes in that funny pond,
nice toilets,
we take pictures around the ballrooms,
steal sweets.

woo,
TAKE PICTURES WITH FERRARIS, STATUES, STUPID CARS, BRIDGES & things.
restaurants.. behaving like tourists,
damn,
pictures with swati, she'll upload,i'd steal and then post.

i'd stop blogging consistently in one day, once i get over the fact that there's no chemistry. :D

i will stop typing so fast that my smile turns into despair

:D = D:

computer boring eh. grr.

i'm the only ass who plays badminton at the beach :D

with the wind blowing, the shuttle cock flying into the beach :D

surprisingly, i know which service no i'm taking - 403 :D

but i don't know where i'm taking it from :D

i'm not crazy if i ask you " what's chicken soup? " :D

In my past you on the other side of the glass
Of my memories museum
I'm just sayin'
Hey Mona Lisa
Come home, you know you can't Rome without Caesar

WHY. why did you get pregnant 9 months before march?

exciting news: no need go school on friday!

reason: NO MORE MS MOK GOING TO TEACH US!

side-effects: everyone's happy by banging their heads on the laptop :P

advantages: i'm going to the beach.

i do what i think i like.

side-note: nicole scherzinger looks like a squirrel!

side-side-note: she's lewis hamilton's girlfriend.

my comment: HAHAHAHAHAHA. poor lewis.

hehehe, i'm bored :D

I SPEAK MUFFLED WORDS.

i have to wait before i go out :D

i want to go kranji war memorial :D

i don't want my nephew/niece to be born in early march :D

late march like 29th or 30th no problem :D

LOL, open discrimination -.-

SERIOUSLY.

Dear Swati,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped under a state of trance and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone.

Go and drown yourself,
Ajeeta

*took it out of amira's blog. hehe. do it if you like. i liked it. How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

26th Septmeber 2008.

man, this issue is old. aussie are so backward.

Anyways, it was the kick start of the F1 weekend and the 1st night race's first practice session. PLUS it was the starting of the exam period with English Paper 1. Next paper was on Monday = Chemistry.

Being that good girl which i am, i decided to finish chemistry by Friday night. -.-

soo, bhaiya and i watched the f1 practice session and went on to do our work. so we were sitting in the hall with thousands of lights shining down at us and we're drinking coffee and doing work.

so it happens i keep talking about f1 and lewis like shit. bhaiya duh is irritated. and at the same time he's on the computer. so he tells his fate to his friends in aussie, adam & raj that his sister is talking about lewis non-stop. so they make a stupid plan to give me a prank call which i eventually fell for. -.-

the plan was to call me, so that adam whose an angmoh, called my handphone and i answered. and went " hello there, can you help me find my way? because i think i'm lost ( bla bla bla, he tells a big story about coming for the f1 )" then i was so dumb i fell for it.

& i was so dumb to help him, i said " where are you exactly right now? " then he says, in front of hilton hotel. then i give the phone to my brother, and say " this guy sounds drunk, help him "

then stupid bhaiya starts laughing. nonsense. assholes. end of story.

and i got so excited at the thought of talking to a drunk ang moh -.-

well, you dont talk to a drunk angmoh everyday right. or everynight at 3AM -.-

stupid aussies want me to blog about ' The Drunk Angmoh Incident '

I will. but tmw. assholes.

LEWIS HAMILTON has got to do with this -.-

i want womanizer.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DI.

& HAVE FUN IN AUSSIE-LAND & YOUR SECOND SEMESTER BHAI.

di you still owe me my shoe, bhai you better come back soon, so that you can fetch me from here to there, and back and everywhere.

neetu should stop being an ass.

neetu should stop saying 'ka' &/or 'what'

neetu should focus.

neetu should stop calling herself neetu.

neetu should say ajeeta instead.

neetu should stop asking vicky ridiculous questions.

neetu neetu neetu.

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scene 1

( its 11AM neetu just woke up & is reading lifestyle )
( its 1115AM vicky just woke up & is walking around neetu )

Neetu: did you read the newspaper??? *gives vicky the innocent smile*
Vicky: *stares at neetu with no smile*

how ridiculous can neetu get, vicky just woke up -.-

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scene 2

( some time after midnight )

Shepherd's father,
Shepherd's father,
Shepherd's father,
makes me sound like,
Shepherd's mother.

Neetu: asshole, you're not even listening to me!
KangKong(F): did you just call me an asshole.

KangKong(F) eventually excited Neetu by telling her a fairytale, Beauty & e Beast!

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*Vicky's going aussieland today. dont go please thank you! *give innocent smile*
*I'm serious, you can go Switzerland but don't go Aussieland. :)
*Don't go.
*If not who'd bring me for dinner, at 2AM in the morning?
*If not, whose keep me company when i study at night?
*IF NOT, WHOSE GOING TO PLAY TABLE TENNIS WHILE I'M STUDYING -.-
*IF NOT,WHOSE GOING TO WAIT FOR ME TO ASK QUESTIONS & PLAY TABLE TENNIS TO PASS TIME?

i'm going to give a lecture today. & i guess it's my first.

apparently, in my social life can be categorized into two groups.

#1 Family & Friends
-> over here, if you're not my family,you're my friend.
-> even friendly strangers, (*i stare at you, you stare at me,you smile, i smile back)
-> and also acquaintaces.

#2 Not a Friend & Hated ones.
-> this group is the simplest.
-> if you're not a friend(*&family, you fall here.

complicated,much? then this rhetorical question arises, okay not rhetorical, because i'm going to answer this - why the bloody hell am i saying all this bull crap? ;)

( that paragraph felt so nice )

well okay, because of some things.

let's talk about group #2. apparently, whoever i've never spoken to yet fall there. and speaking of who i hate. i think its like an isolated place except for its only resident whose going to stay there for 7 lifetimes. ( in other words, i hate you, & no chance of promoting you to group #1 )

i might sound darn childish doing this shit. but i have to vent it out. or not i cannot concentrate on freaking exam papers.

& that person in group #2( hatred ) is NOT roshni.

* roshni if you're reading this, seriously, i had no grudge against you or anything, neither did i hate you or anything. i'm glad matters are settled, with "sorry" which goes a long way.

& to that person in group #2( hatred ) is YOU.

* YOU if you're reading this, seriously, i hate you.

* i can't come in terms with what rasvinder's that one said, about living with hatred doesn't benefit you. seriously, if your "crimes" hadn't been so grave, i would have listened to bhabhi. but then. NO.NO.no. lol. no i can't NOT hate you :)

* in other words, nothing can make me NOT hate you.

* & it's not the propoganda from people who hated you, made me hate you. you made me hate you.

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' why you crying '
' hell, i'm not crying, that tear drop just fell out of my eyes '

' ne-yo was so sick of love songs that he wrote his own love song,closer. '

' eh, you say hi to ras. i say hi to bri! '
' OKAY!! :) '
' you do first '
' no you do first '

* bhaiya going back tmw. don't go leh. i like it when you go out at 10PM and come back later at 1AM saying that you went to karate. but i know where you went :) it like being your little sister, because your secrets are so cool that i love the fact that i'm the one who knows it all.

* note to all, my brother doesn't do anything bad. LOL. he's a good boy. as old as Lewis Hamilton and not available. but you can join the queue in Australia. good luck

i can go on and on about F1 racing now. yeah.
and how much i'm not liking Ferrari.
and how much i'm not paying attention to exams :o
okay fine, whatever i've had so far has been quite good (e papers)
ya, i'm smart you know.
and i keep listening to songs.
and now i find McFly to be a pretty interesting band.
why's everything Mc- something?
McLaren
McFly
McNair
yeah, i'm going to marry someone with Mc- in their name, you bet.
i will. no seriously.
believe me.
fine, you can go die.