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Yes it's true, i'm a F1 fanatic now.
it feels great,
supporting McLaren Mercedes & Lewis Hamilton.

*Lewis Hamilton not that bad okay*
even though he has some rivalry with Fernando Alonso.
I wonder how Nico Rosberg got 2nd,
and now I see how important Safety Cars are,
and yes, the safety car was mercedes brand.

F1 Weekend is over! so stupid, couldn't enjoy it,
thanks to 'lovely' exams.
nvm, soon i'd be out at stores,
sourcing for materials to decorate my room.
i already collected a huge lot of newspaper articles
& i'm gonna keep it safely.

yes. i am mad.

'lewis lewis... He was looking for u when he threw the beer bottle down! Seriously:)'

yes. he was.

#1 Lewis Hamilton reminds me of [Insert-Adjective]
#2 I am a F1 Fan now.
#3 I have chemistry paper tomorrow.
#4 I can't believe I'm listening to Himesh Reshammiya.
#5 I badly want to watch the race tonight.
#6 It is me or can I hear the F1 engines.
#7 I want to see [You-Know-Who]
#8 I sound so stupid.
#9 I keep sneezing.
#10 I hate Felipe Massa.
#11 I feel sad for Fernando Alonso.
#12 I support Lewis Hamilton.
#13 Lewis Hamilton gave me a shock by coming in 10th in the 2nd Session -.-

shit no, F1 cant get into my brain
get lost

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got those
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.

Lewis Hamilton
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

-Musical Youth

Lewis Hamilton.
Serious,
my composition was based on him.
If I fail, i'm sueing Lewis.

'ambushing lewis'
'mugging hamilton'
'the f1 car don wanna move'
'skali move like bullet?'

shit ah, i want to watch the race badly.
badly.
totally.
but my butt hurts.
ahaha.
AHA.
on the left hand side.

LEWIS AH.

I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to
What I had to do, had to run from you
I'm in love with you but the vibe is wrong
And that haunted me, all the way home
So you never know, never never know,
Never know enough, 'til it's over love
'Til we lose control, system overload
Screamin' "No! No! No! N-No!"
I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to
See I wanna move, but can't escape from you
So I keep it low, keep a secret code
So everybody else don't have to know

when the world calls us bitches
we don't bitch you back
unless we really feel the urge to
like we even bother about stupid things

all these while i knew only one bitch
seriously, i have a thing against indians

-- i just showed my brother that post --

and he's completely unfaced.
lol. i love my brother

and i love to study
keeping in mind exams end soon
and i love [insert-adjective]
life's so green on both sides

hello. this blog is gonna be done for the next few days i guess. eh, cannot trust me at all. i damn lazy to switch on the computer, so i'm using the laptop instead. which indirectly leads to the inference that the 'batdiva VS bitch' script will be dsrupted til further notice. don't bother contacting me at (insert-handphone-number) btw, superman is a bastard and batman is a machine operator. that's another of my unusual inferences. i love inferring. though 99% has been wrong til now. :D i came across this nice song on radio. then i damn stupid. didn't take note of it. my brother also of no help -.- then i tried looking for it, but came across another very nice song. love lockdown by kanye. lol, then i went back to listening radio and doing work. heard some horrible songs. sorry 'camp rock' and 'high school musical' fans, i just dont like that genre. i go where the world goes, kanye, ne-yo, justin, will.i.am and somemore la.

PART TWO!

BATDIVA! says: u should obviously have time

ROSHNI! says: that's what you think.

BATDIVA! says: i dont think tht

BATDIVA! says: i know

BATDIVA! says: and i have proof loser.

BATDIVA! says: and i m not fighting

ROSHNI! says: how would I know?

BATDIVA! says: i have been since many days

ROSHNI! says: I just signed in and then WOAH.

BATDIVA! says: tolerating whatever nonsense u've been doing

ROSHNI! says: A BITCH' NAME APPEARED.

ROSHNI! says: what's the nonsense btw.

BATDIVA! says: alot roshni

ROSHNI! says: name it.

BATDIVA! says: u should noe it. stop pretending

ROSHNI! says: if i nvr do anything wrong, why should i pretend?

BATDIVA! says: i have tolerated enough, and now i m gonna make sure ur insulted and u'll have to cover ur face with a paper bag whenever u enter hindi school

ROSHNI! says: tell me, what have i done?

ROSHNI! says: you have nothing to say then what you talking?

BATDIVA! says: oh, i have alot to say

ROSHNI! says: say it than.

please do not hesitate to call me at (insert-handphone-number) if you have any questions. :)

hello :D well i've a very interesting conversation between BATDIVA and ROSHNI.

some background information: Roshni has just changed her name to Batdiva's, a couple of people are witness to this

i shall explain their character to you. Batdiva is the heroine. Roshni is the vamp.

and now the conversation PART 1

BATDIVA! says: hey. why are u being such a bitch?

ROSHNI! says: I'm a human being fyi.

BATDIVA! says: no ur a dog

ROSHNI! says: it's you who is the bitch.

BATDIVA! says: a dog who wooffsss

BATDIVA! says: in what way am i a bitch haan?

ROSHNI! says: if you say that i'm a dog, I won't change into one.

BATDIVA! says: i mean, why'd u even change ur name to mine?

ROSHNI! says: you should know that.

BATDIVA! says: yeah, coz u are one

BATDIVA! says: so u wont change into one.

ROSHNI! says: you have no proff.

ROSHNI! says: *proof.

BATDIVA! says: i don need proof

BATDIVA! says: the world hates u

BATDIVA! says: and seriously, why are u calling me a bitch

(pause)

BATDIVA! says: ok, so now u have nothing to say ah

BATDIVA! says: loser

ROSHNI! says: dyu think I have the time to reply to you?

(asshole)

ROSHNI! says: please i've better things to do than to fight with you.

(ya right)

BATDIVA! says: welll, u have time to change ur name to mine. sign out and change it back into ur name.

alright, thats the end of part 1 for today, for more information for the next parts - it'd be tmw and so on. for more information on the vamp, contact me at (insert-my-handphone-number)

he's not superman. he's my brother & an imposter -.-

superman shirts. he got one. -.- blabla bla

there's something with me and bad hair days for this week. :D lol, school was fine -.- many people from other schools didn't go school today i found out. LOL. wonder why i went.

i left my goodness screw in class during recess, and i did something very bad D: so bad of me. then when i got back to class, i was back in my senses and working well.

then when school ended somehow i became high, just because my brother was sending me home. so i sat at the carpark enjoying the nature and taking pictures. i scared the freaking daylights out of 'IC' because i sat meditating in the middle of nowhere. HAHA. then a couple more teachers later on.

then i reached that place for hindi examination. you know our invigilator was so much nicer than our freaking hindi teacher of 2 years, no serious. and i drank coffee - my first time -.- haha

then my brother came and brought batman's and me back home :D

bacin mirza, orang melayu, (oh ramadan)

our math buddies who gave us nice presents:D

someone remind me that i am born in a family of devout hindus. however, i'm an ordinary kind of freethinker like my grandfather. no seriously, though i might have average knowledge on hinduism, i can't get myself to follow any religion. -.- wah.

lol, everyone keeps calling bollywood movies 'hindustani' movies. -.- even primary school kids, MIRZA. this adorable soccer player in the neighbouring primary school.

i did geography after 1 year. and i only got one single question wrong :D

i'm guilty of window-shopping instead of studying. i swear i'll study tonight. i swear i'll have no particular joy when i see superman. i swear i'll stop listening to superman. i think i should stop swearing. this isnt a special occasion -.- i think i'm going to fail that math test paper, it seemed difficult at one glance. but i did it anyways. and i passed my bio test paper :D

i saw superman when going back to school. this time superman's friend bullied superman. selenger never get bullied :D superman said - 'WHAT' then smile :D let's assume he did for some other reason :D

BHAIYA'S COMING :D YEAH, I LOVE MY BROTHER :D the joy of seeing him after dont-know how many months

:D i smiled for no reason :D just read this forward message about complaining less :D gosh. why so many things of the same topic circulating around me. recently i watched the hindi version of Bruce Almighty which equals to be happy with what you have. okay, fine i will be. -.-

i saw it with my own eyes today, even when there is no teacher in the class, everyone sits down but makes alot of noise. well because today i left early, i was wondering why is everyone sitting down -.- but when i got out of class, saw a few of my classmates. then i realised, my class had students from other classes -.-

then i was 'insert-adjective' to the bus interchange since i was meeting my mom on the way. then came across these classmates who call themselves - 'JIM' - who were apparently high from Ramadan fever. :D okay ya, so walked til the mrt station with them and there on i started 'insert-adjective'.

i actually noticed this private housing estate called 'King George' or something, very creepy. reminded me of Fraser's Hill which is in Malaysia, somewhere on the way to Genting Highlands. hahaha, then i got so creeped out. :D

the receptionist at the ICA building good eh. as in everything happened so fast, i din know i was registering for an IC. :D the next thing i know my left thumbprint rejected :X haha, serious, then i thought my thumb some kind of automatic machine with the woman at the counter operating it :D LOL.

omg, i slept for 2 hours :D which means i cannot sleep, thus i have to study D: okay ya, i better go on to do chemistry. and have 2 hours of chemistry tmw. first and last period. D: just realised i haven't done social studies SBQ either :D don't complain. got people in Africa who WANT to study. unlike me - damn aimless.

okay, i shall reveal my joke, because my tummy really aches. and i sware its because of 'you'. yes. okay. i realised ah, in south indian movies, north indians are always the bad guys. okay, its not a joke, its an observation -.- and the terrorist in south indian movies are always hidden in kashmir. and pakistanis are always brain-washing the youth in kashmir -.- no seriously, my observation :D

lol. i got a joke out of 'dus ka dum' about ghosts. and a bit of knowledge kind of thing - ghosts are present in the hearts of cowards - therefore, there is no such thing as ghosts :D but as for me, ghosts aren't there. but spirits are in the form of angels. AND - i din get that out of bhootnath. :D

i have a very rascist comment up on my mind (: which i wont mention ah. LOL.

seriously, i should be studying right now. but i get distracted by everything in my room.

happy birthday to my eldest brother! (: we cut the cake just now. and it read " happy birthday to ajeeta and indrajit " my brother blew the big candle. i blew the small candle (: wah. k. i loved your blueberry cake swati. yea. you owe me things ok.

my second post for the day btw. second. see. i'm bored. of studying. fine fine. i'm going to study now. -.- bhaaaiya. you die (: for don't know what apparent reason. i cleaned your room btw. give me 20 bucks. everyone's giving me 20 bucks. (: money. money. money.

i'm dying in two years. cheers to the big bang theory and black hole. which better appear in two years (:

i need a new bag, no serious, i actually dropped my idea of buying a new bag the other time, but now i need one, so after exams, i'm getting a new one(:

exams and my brother comes in 1 week. where's that school anyways? imagine, if i spent my whole time looking for that school and not writing the hindi paper? -.-

kick ass . nevermind, i'm studying bio. test on monday.

school ended. i got pissed. i started insulting people. it got into court. i fought a case against lakshmi. the judge decided to make her race unknown.

i walked out deprived off water with only my handphone and wallet into the scorching sun. we were walking home. home to animals. we walked there. the whole way. i dirtied my pinafore. lakshmi lost her passion card. we will never walk home ever again. we hate that person who lives at home.

'home' - stalking home.

i'm tired. i want to sleep. i want to study. but i want to sleep more. -.-

I FEEL SO DAMN LETHARGIC TO POST ANYTHING :D

we're assholes :D you know? :D and i'm not a stalker anymore okay!! which equals to i'm not a bully either :D i'm surprised stalking can be considered bullying -.- YAYAYA. i have stalker also.

oh yea, i was suprised that we have a have suprised maths test. then i was again suprised that we have no suprise maths test -.- HAHAHA. gosh -.- i think i can go crazy with people in front of me having scotch tapes as bracelets, asking me to break rulers and with a person beside me asking me to play musical charades and labels me a ruler-breaker, and makes a song out of it -.-

SCHOOL IS FUN, glad it started :D NOT for the reason you think i like it, i like it because its fun everyday ah. serious. :D fine fine, i came home from 'Velocity' and happened that we were gonna go to Novena Medical Centre which was at 'Velocity' -.- i could have just stayed there instead of making double rounds -.- oh yea, since we were at a private clinic, happened that i observed the likes of biology and social studies, LOL. the doctor was telling me about cardiovascular heart disease and with the lumen getting smaller -.- you see, i was sitting outside getting bored, then the doctor was surprisingly free and started talking medical with me -.-

my sister told bhaiya things last night! and she was gonna tell me that same things today! but i know it long ago :D HAHAHA. bhaiya's reaction was - "omg, you're getting older" yes shit bhaiya, he's asking me to vacuum him room before he arrives, and i just might have to lend him my phone AGAIN like last year! :D wait its nothing to smile about

i'm not crazy, i just watched the same movie, twice in a row.

no seriously,

singh is king is a damn hilarious movie.

irresistable, i started watching it right after i came back from karate.

lol, my homework - i don't remember what they are btw.

oh yes, that picture up there, i took it last night when i was at the playground when it started drizzling, right after we're talking about the paranormal world. LOL. damn, we like to spook ourselves with such things. LOL. okok.

i want to study in school. :D

omg i can't believe i'm saying this...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ME:D]

and a very big THANK YOU! to everyone who made my day one way or another.

through nuisance calls, flooded inbox, smses, even wishing me personally and throught MSN.

and the last idiot to wish me happy birthday - my brother, at 11.59PM , 5th sept.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

P.S I LOVE YOUR GIFTS :D

4TH OF SEPTEMBER!

omg! I'M GONNA BE FIFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

3RD of SEPTEMBER!!

HELLO world. today my sister and i discussed the meaning of terrorist. which is someone who causes mass terror. in that case, my sister turns out to be one hell of a terrorist. my brother has turned to annoying me. he says my name is suitable for a pet's name. he calls home and keeps asking me. when is that. when is this. -.- is australia that uninformed. :D my siblings. so un-adorable. i loving facebook currently.

i actually managed to complete part of maths. and now i realised i have no freaking idea how to do the rest. and yes, MAN, do i have grudges with you. i feel like going up to you and tearing you up into pieces, never ever to be seen again. like you know small small pieces using a kitchen knife. but the problem is, i don't want to touch a filthy person like you. gaah. :D

i'm so mean, but i'm nice :D it's oxymoronic? :D

is it 2 or 3 more days!!

2nd of SEPTEMBER!

okay, i've got a story to tell which happened last night.

you see this apple juice bottle? yes, i was wondering what to do late last night when i found this bottle and it happened to have some apple juice inside. so i peeped in and guess what i saw. if you observe closely, you'd see a black content. well, its most probably some kind of fungal growth. how it appeared still remains a mystery. but you'd be disgusted to know that i still haven't disposed it off yet :D and finally a delighting news, i dragged the computer out into the hall in preparation for my brother's arrival. because after he comes, it'd be impossible to use the computer. but well, i won't be using the computer while he's here. because it'd be exam period, or would i? ;D

4 more days to go

1ST OF SEPTEMBER. i love september (:

okay, so it's teacher's day, so this post would be for my siblings! - since they DID teach me.

so starting with the eldest brother - Mr. Singh, known very well by all Andersonians, especially after Teacher's Day Celebration, and the reason behind those bhangra dance moves, every year during ACES Day. So is he really a good teacher at home? I ask him a Math Qn - and he tries finding various methods of how to explain the question to me. In the end, i know various methods of how to do that particular question. LOL. blur maths teacher.

now for my one and only sister - Mrs Rajan, at first Ms. Sita, famous amongst her students for being panda or don't know what. She teaches her students English, and very well teaches me English too. Whenever I talk to her, which is ALOT, I have to speak proper English, with perfect pronounciation, grammer and tip-top vocabulary. -.- but she's great. the reason behind my PSLE Score. :D and also my brother-in-law for providing me with all those math papers

and now for the last man in the family. MAN ah. i the last girl. anyways, yea, this fellow taught me karate. he was my instructor for a period of time. and had a great deal of time bullying me. and he's the only one i can throw all kind of questions at, since he's still studying. but he din take history -.- he took geography and lit and 3 science -.- so i can only seek help for the sciences and maths.

and by now you should have realised, you can easily get signatures for the physical recreation section in the NYAA BOOK.