the OMGoddess.

Sunday

i have this gut feeling,
that i broke my ribcage,
and my bones have punctured my lungs.
but if that is true,
i don't think i can be writing all this.

:0 i think, my chief instructor was too kind,
he made me captain.
ooh, captain,
no wonder i'm going to get injured during trainings now.

NO WONDER SHE CHOSE ME TO ASSAULT!
no wonder no wonder,
i have been so foolish,
should have thought of this earlier!

Saturday

never talk trash talks with Nayzi,
come on now, who prays to a lamb here?
any takers to start a new phase?
kidding.

i spent the day with Victor Krum & Sir Elmo,
one is better than the other,
i leave it to decide
whose better

Friday

hello world

enjoy the rest of your day!

bye world

Thursday

i'm easily traumatized,
or maybe,
the whole freaking day,
i'm being exposed to the attacks in Mumbai,
switch off the TV already.

go away,
i know too much information already.

Ashok Kamte, Indian additional commisioner of Mumbai Police, shot.
Hemant Karkare, 54, Indian chief of the Mumbai Anti Terrorist Squad, shot.
Vijay Salaskar, Indian encounter specialist with Mumbai Police, shot.

even the best are gone.

Mumbai

Mumbai,
all over again.

i hate Thursdays,
the day started,
with the news of terrorists attacking 2 hotels and a hospital,
later on, i find out there are 5 places under attack,
all these while i was having breakfast.

then i wore black,
to Redhill,
black is the stupidest colour,
i was in a foul mood.

i couldn't do my Math properly,
when i had lunch,
we were still watching the news,
on Mumbai

the television is switched on,
guess what?
it is on the new's channel too.

the whole day,
Mumbai here Mumbai there,
Oberoi Hotel here Oberoi there,
( why don't you just called Vivek Oberoi over? )
c'mon,
he acted in Shootout at Lokhandwala,
experienced the violent atmosphere,
go help ah,
and people still treat actors as 'divine'

Tuesday



hello, world.
its getting hotter,
by the,
second.

stop global warming,
already.

i feel,
sick.

i hate,
this,
weatherrrr.

look,
there's a monster,
i wont say where.

its black,
stupid,
annoying,
etc etc.

don't go searching,
it likes attention,
don't provide it.

i'm weird.
i've been tucking in my shirt.

aamir sure looks good,
in his latest movie,
but i'm only going to,
support his hairstyle,
nothing else.
my reasons,
i'm against them,
of course,
whatever i'm against.

All the eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus

Monday

hi i'm zulfi,
meet my husband zulfi.

sounds weird,
so lets change it.

hi i'm me,
meet my husband dino.

sounds better.

had Shukla over,
gossiped.
i think thats normal,
but it never lasts long,
even if we have a whole book of gossips,
it'd end abruptly,
and we're talking about our 21st birthday.

:D
Shukla introduced me to Singapore Maggi.
i gave her 9 degrees celcius,
its not a temperature, its a drink.

played badminton at the CC,
realised there are
many north indians in my area,
fed the fishes,
provided bread to those fishing.
sounds a lot of fishes.

ooh,
my brother and bhabhi,
saw us when going to the CC,
and we were all waving,
from the 13th floor to ground floor.
co-incidence

:D

then loser Shukla,
left the shuttle cock at home,
then me and mommie started playing badminton,
in my room.
and it kept hitting spiderman



I think,
there's something,
seriously,
very wrong,
with me.

i want to,
become,
a movie director :O

yesterday,
i expressed my feelings,
of wanting to become,
famous,
and rich.

well,
i'll use my wealth,
for good use!

i'd buy a big house,
more like a palace,
then my whole family,
can live there.

that would be the best.

:D

Sunday



Zulfi Syed isn't free, afterall.
Your MSN will go offline,
calling out for Zulfi Syed.



I saw a rainbow yesterday!
Around 5.30PM!

I think i cannot function well during holidays,
recently,
i've been attacked by health problems,
like backaches,
like sudden attacks of cough,
and today,
the puking sensation for no reason,
and now headache.

psst,
9 degrees celcius,
so be it.

btw, abhishek and john,
make a very hot gay couple



yes,
you looks at the guys.
not the girls.

Saturday


Zulfi Syed
bringing to you the man,
who shares my display name in MSN.

I woke up early today!
then i went to Redhill,

Had maths tuition,
from 11-5pm
then came back home,

then during the tuition,
which was by my brother-in-law at my sister's house,
my sister made food,
it was nice,
i cant believe i'm saying that,
but it was.

then daddy called,
'what you doing?'
me: studying?!
'don't want to watch movie??'
me: i can't i'm studying!!
'mission istanbul you know!!'
me: another day

tsk,
me and daddy are movie-obsessed people,
inclusive of bhaiya,
we the crazy singaporeans,
ironically we 3 are born in singapore,
babu, didi & mommy,
are indians.
LOL.

i changed my nationality :D

Friday



DINO MOREA, aha, the famous picture.

my face feels warm!
no it shouldn't be that way,
if not more pimples.

I'm getting you 9degreescelcius.
Very nice,
comes in 4 flavors,
purple, blue, orange & pink.

i'm burning,
but i feel cold,
am i having fever?
no i can't.

i was paralyzed this morning,
refrained from any activity,
if i went out,
people would think i'm from the jungle.

Thursday

Psst HERE HERE


DINO MOREA
this morning's post is quite long,
but i still like right here right now,
and Bluffmaster,
ritiesh not bad either,
priyanka getting too many offers,
abhishek looks hot in red.

next,
i think i'm too diplomatic,
in a way political,
i settle in peace,
i can never be aggressive in words,
my karate going to waste.

Real world diplomatic negotiations are very different from intellectual debates in a university where an issue is decided on the merit of the arguments and negotiators make a deal by splitting the difference. Though diplomatic agreements can sometimes be reached among liberal democratic nations by appealing to higher principles, most real world diplomacy has traditionally been heavily influenced by hard power.

hard power gives the opinion that i must be aggressive,
side note* i'm not taking lessons to become a politician..

There are also incentives in diplomacy to act reasonably, especially if the support of other actors is needed. The gain from winning one negotiation can be much less than the increased hostility from other parts. This is also called soft power.

c'mon all i want is to be reasonable, and i have my reasons,
side note* i'm extremely extremely happy with my family and friends..

I guess i'm getting interested in Political Psychology
( Political Science + Psychology )

Psst HERE HERE

updates on yesterday.
19/11/2008

i was scolded like shit by Shukla,
she labeled me a coward,
which i apparently was,
because i didn't dare ask daddy,
whether i could go her house.

After all those scoldings,
eventually,
i asked daddy,
who said 'yes',
in less than 30 seconds flat,
(oh i'm a heartbreaker, i'm a heartbreaker),

Then had quick lunch and bathe,
mrted/bused to her home,
and then enjoyed.

took videos,
inclusive of lame ones,
learned the piano,
i like the DJ,
but i'm pathetic
shukla did the zumba,
i was blank,
i only did hand movements.

someone stole my school shoes,
how do i go school now?
my sport shoes are in bad condition,
left my black sneakers.
tsk, can wear meh?
EE, i like BLUFFMASTER
aarzoo bekabu hai
samjho saare baat baaki
waqt ka kya bharosa
banke paani beh jaaye
kal agar na mil paaye
reh na jaaye baat baaki


psst, we're suppose to have visitors today,
mommy made us clean the house,
ended up,
the NEA people came for inspection,
BEFORE,
the visitors came.
HAHAHAH, no mozzies,
only aussies.

BHAIYA called last night,
with excitement,
his experiencing a thunderstorm.

Wednesday

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I wonder which quality in a person can nullify a marriage, I have good things to ponder over.

I'm actually studying, good girl, continue.

Bhaiya said that Brisbane experienced hail a few days back. Cool right?

LOL, Brisbane is suffering from a storm, tsk.

* when was the last time i mentioned superman and becoming superwoman? hell, you're living in the old world.

@#$%^&%!@##$&%%!@#&!@#!&!

Tuesday

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Oh to hell with you.

I'm never EVER going to talk to you. Oh no, I'm not being frigging childish whatsoever. Bloody hell.

Psst ( I feel like swearing )

But c'mon this is a child-friendly blog.

And so will it be, I'm not wasting another post on freaking idiots.

You'd love clicking here

'Bitching' was never a part of me, until circumstance ( i.e. people ) made it a small little teeny weeny part of me. Understood? Of course, those who read my blog, would understand.

kekeke, let's go pakistan.

Sunday

hi and welcome to neetu's blog.

if you want to visit ajeeta's blog, you may prefer to redirect urself to 

: - CLICK HERE!

BTW, there's no difference between ajeeta and neetu.

tsk tsk.

i love robert-wah.

Saturday

The rules & regulations

1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself
2) At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names
-------------------------------------------------------

1. I am a clean freak who likes organization. But I've never reflected it in my day to day life.

2. Half the ghost stories i tell are impromptu, all fake, imagination.

3. I like to get wounds, then let them heal, then peel them.

4. I am very self-conscious.

5. I'm interested in other languages 0.x

6. ( I feel so nerdy )

7. I am shy, very shy, highly shy, damn shy.

8. I like pretty things, not pink.

9. I want to see my paternal grandfather.

10. I dig my nose too often. HAHAHAHA.

The Ten Lucky People!
1-10. Anyone who reads this.

Psst, Hello
I think Dino Morea is super hot.
So does Itaws,
but outdated.
But, I still think he's ultra hot.
he's got he's own website.
which is hotter.

:D

www.dinomorea.net

Friday

i feel i have a headache, and i think my blog's in a mess.
there are not many nice skins left.
i think i'd lie down,
can someone bring the euthanasia over?

joking.

i'm fine,
slight headache.
its a sleepy atmosphere,
well it'd continue unless,
it stops raining.

but,

i prefer the rain now,
ooh,
purple.

Wednesday

From Amira' Blog.

your life were a movie, what would your soundtrack be?

Here’s how it works:
1) Open your music library
2) Play it on shuffle mode
3) For every question, type out the song that’s playing.
4) New question, click next.
5) Don’t lie.

Opening Credits: Won't Go Home W/O You - Maroon 5
- Its not over tonight, give me one more chance, i wont go home w/o u okay? :P

Waking Up: Impacto - Daddy Yankee
- let's just wake up in the club instead

When I’m stuck: 4 Minutes - Madonna
- yessah, give me just 4 minutes, i'd fix it right away!

First Day of school: I Fell in Love with the DJ - Chenelle
- i'm bad company, ooh ooh ooh, i'd get you intoxicated every weekend

Fight Song: Cookie Jar - Gym Class Heroes
- so am i fighting for the cookie jar? my hands my hands my hands my han-uh

Prom: Cyclone - T-Pain
- i cud hear this song during Hindi SA2 2008! ALL NIGHT LONG!

Exercising: I Put On - Young Jeezy
- i put on for my city, to get fit, no?

When Life’s OK: Swagga Like Us - Various
- when life's ok, swagga like us, oooh.

Graduation Day: T-shirt - Shontelle
- okay people, give me ur t-shirts, i'd wear yours everyday ah, np np

A Level Results: Whatever You Like - T.I
- baby you can have whatever you like, but {not sex so wet so tight} WAD? its part of the song

Cooking: Womanizer - Britney Spears
- i know what you are! you woo women into cooking! scoundrel!

Mental breakdown: All I Ever Wanted - Basshunter
- all i ever wanted, was to see u smiling, to make u mine, why dont you see. ASS, made me breakdown :D

Driving: Whatever You Like - Nicole
- ladies & gentlemen, i know wat you want! CARRERA 4.0 thanks.

Flashback: So Sick - Neyo
- gotta change my answering machine, i'm getting married. ridiculous.

Wedding: Dangerous - Akon
- dear hubby, i know u cant help but to notice me from across e street, but i'm dangerous:D

Sex Scene: Superstar - Lupe Fiasco
- xP we do it like superstars. HHAHA.

Birth Of A Child: Heartbreaker - Will.I.Am
- {Hubby: I want a girl} Doctor: Congrats! You have a son! {Hubby: Heartbreaker}

Final Battle: Just Stand Up - Rihanna
- I sware i'm not dying from cancer! izzie made me get this song, but things get better.

Death Scene: Hot N Cold - Katy Pery
- you change your mind like a girl changes clothes. c'mon i'm dying have some mercy.

Funeral Song: Human - The Killers
-Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance,
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You've got to let me go

End Credits: If That's Okay With You - Shayne Ward
- Step up and be with you, If thats okay with you

bored, took it from Amira's blog & CHANGED IT D:

your life were a movie, what would your soundtrack be? (Hindi Version)

Here’s how it works:
1) Open your music library
2) Play it on shuffle mode
3) For every question, type out the song that’s playing.
4) New question, click next.
5) Don’t lie.

Opening Credits: Jee Karda
- translation ( my heart wants ) :o my heart wants to move on ah.

Waking Up: Vote for Sattarbhai
- translation ( -.- ) i'm not running for elections

When I’m stuck: Dekhta Hai Tu Kya
- translation ( whatchu looking at? ) true, stop staring ah, my problem. kaypo.

First Day of school: Mastam Mastam
- translation ( i don't know what the title means ) but its a happy song -.-

Fight Song: Hiriye
- translation ( sorry i don't know punjabi ) how to fight with emotional song??

Prom: Bole Chudiyan
- translation ( talking bangles ) -.-

Exercising: Pappu Can't Dance
- translation ( -.- ) nicely ah

When Life’s OK: Teri Ore
- translation ( er.. your side? ) am i suppose to look for love when life's ok?

Graduation Day: Dard-e-Disco
- translation ( tsk, i dont know, disco explains? ) yeah disco.

A Level Results: Afsana Banake
- translation ( i dont know whats afsana!! ) alamak, don't forget me when i leave JC.

Cooking: Bachna Ae Haseeno
- translation ( beware good-looking ) yup, i'd poison you with my cooking

Mental breakdown: Desi Girl
- translation ( indian girl ) all i ever wanted, to be an INDIAN girl -.-

Driving: Jee Lo
- translation ( live la ) i want to drive and i will live. no to drink driving

Flashback: Singh is King
- translation ( self-explanatory ) my life's like a queen huh?

Wedding: Jaane Bhi De
- translation ( leave it ) yea, i chose the wrong husband, leave it at least he's rich

Sex Scene: Woh Lamhe
- translation ( those moments ) yaya, those moments :O

Birth Of A Child: Tha Kar Ke
- translation ( no fun! i dont know the meaning! ) but nice song, nice kid

Final Battle: Aap Ki Kashish
- translation ( your hardwork? ) yessah, i work very hard no?

Death Scene: Bhootni Ke
- translation ( Ghost's )no ah, i wont come and haunt you, i'm nice ;)

Funeral Song: Soni De Nakhre
- translation ( My love's stubborn-ness? ) c'mon i'm dead, talk nice nice ah

End Credits: Break Free
- hand's up go {don't come back} break the walls {make sure the manager doesn't come}

{made up the translations anyhow, i wonder how i score for hindi}

Monday

Today was about,
Weapons and horses,
No, not Cowboys,
It was Dacoits,
I watched Sholay,
For the hundredth time.

Sunday







What's so scary about Palaces that people use them as haunted places?

Maybe cause, its so huge, and isolated in some parts, people think they're scary!

Useless people, no life.
Then how were people living in those palaces last time -.-

I also want to live in a Palace!
Palaces are awesome, huge and adventurous.
Nice place to play Hide-&-Seek you know!

Then you can have many many people come and stay with you,
and everyone lives together.
Then it'd be so fun!

okay, i shall stop dreaming.
bye.

Saturday

i'm a money millionaire,
tougher than Nigerian hair.



see, Nigerian hair.

i think i sleep too much,
and i like badminton.
last night,
i was so bored,
i started doing maths.

& now i am feeling,
like how -Shmi felt.

-Shmi sounds like Himesh Reshammiya.
you know his hair is transplanted?

so random,
heard it on TV.

Let's experiment on Jeffrey Archer books.
I found Kane & Abel!
& it's larger than my last Sidney book,
Master of the Game.
Kate Blackwell.
i didn't finish it,
cause i knew whats it ending,
all will die -.-

Oh Oh,
& I read someone's blog,
& its interesting,
the person is so direct,
but then,
HAHAHAHA

i have no words,
to express how i feel
:O

Thursday

i went to the supermarket,
saw the maiden in distress,
{of course he's not homosexual,}
who looked like me,
in distress,
i said 'how's life maiden?'
and suddenly
"Ali Ali where are you??'
and maiden said,
'2 minutes'

i wont say i'm a maiden, but i'm in distress.
i don't know what depression.
but i know one moment i'm sad,
next moment i feel better, by talking

the fact is,
if i talk to myself,
i talk demoralizing stuff like,
'how would it feel if i jumped down that window'

but if i talk to others,
i'd surely mispronounce something,
and they'd start laughing,
and i'd laugh at myself.

Wednesday

I feel so amused. Kanye can't sing. He uses auto tune. But I like the beat, don't you?
Bow to Obama. I mean, President Obama! The speeches were exciting weren't they.

Tuesday

I sat down on a large pumpkin chair, and wondered where you went.
I looked around, here and there, and actually everywhere,
but when I couldn't find you i thought i lost you.
But deep down in my heart,
i know you were behind that large pumpkin chair!

{DAMN, SO RANDOMLY I MADE IT UP}

fine, i shall go play badminton.

i half-like & half-hate this skin. hence, it means i'd be changing my blog's skin soon.

i don't like the computer. gives me headache now.

i like badminton.

"i swear i hit the shuttle cock, but it doesn't fly!"

i played it last night, and it was dark. we needed night-vision glasses. the shuttle cock flies past you and you still think its in the air, and getting ready to hit it. =.=

i'm doing holiday homework, and you should too.

KANYE WEST!

Sunday

did i mention that i hate ____? Oh yes, i did. now along with ____, i hate the letter 'h'!

i'm so undescribable! bebot bebot bebot.

NEways, sounds like NEWater, BUT anyways, i think sidney sheldon's books at nice afterall, may that dead old sick man's soul rest in peace. His book's are full of emotion for the readers, serious, i get very angry at the characters in the book. Like eg. Lieutanant McGreavy, he's a freaky old detective out to get revenge from an innocent pscychoanalsyt Dr. Judd Stevens.

But, you dont care do you? XD

Yes, then what else, i've been missing every single Psych episode! aiya, i like-ing, no, love-ing that show.

OH AND ONE MORE THING, i was kind of staring away during karate this morning. and while looking at Sensei Cindy do the moves in slow motion to teach the junior ones, i realised if you did karate in a slow and graceful manner, it'd be one kind of dance sequence. very nice.

Oh ya, AGAIN, one one more thing. Sensei Cindy, despite her age, which should be like more than 40, she looks like some youngster -.- and its surely not botox! 

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Saturday

No, just tell me why i'm reading Sidney Sheldon's book out of a sudden?

I finished 'Stranger In The Mirror' yesterday at 4.30pm, and i felt so irritated, not because of the sexual content, ridiculously because of what the frigging author does to the characters. especially Toby Temple.

Sidney Sheldon
{February 11, 1917 – January 30, 2007}

I hate _____.
Yes I hate _____.
I can't help but hate _____, with many exceptions.
But, I still hate ______.